1. My ex has never existed.
2. Maybe I should erase the past and start over.
Credits to BBC Good Food Recipes for the image.
3. I love it when I'm being treated to a slice of cheesecake.
4. People would say that I'm obedient, but don't judge a book by its cover.
5. I don't understand how I can remember 'them'.
6. When I wake up in the morning, breakfast is all I think about.
7. I trust no one with my secrets.
"Rule #4: If you have a secret, keep it to yourself. The second-best tell one other person if you must. There is no third-best." - Leroy Jethro Gibbs (NCIS)
8. Life is a battlefield.
9. My past taught me that some folks aren't worth remembering.
10. I get annoyed at those who want a piece of me.
11. Parties are never my type.
12. I wish to return to the land of the long white clouds for a vacation.
Credits to Great Dog Site for the image
13. Dogs understand my emotions.
Don't believe me? Ask Big Fat.
14. Cats love my place.
15. Tomorrow is the last Friday of the month.
16. I have a low tolerance towards those who pepper me with nonsensical questions.
17. I'm totally terrified of cockroaches, spiders and snakes.
18. When I look at the night sky I think of what tomorrow has in store for me.
19. If I could be anyone i would be someone who blends in with the crowd because your mistakes will not be blown out of proportion.